The following statements are completely random thoughts! 

They may be offensive to some... 

Here's some advice...

YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ IT!!

Also... if you feel like I'm talking about you...

you should probably get some help!

And last but not least... if you are offended because I'm talking about a famous icon you love...

GET A FREAKIN LIFE! 

THEY DON'T KNOW YOU AND DON'T LOVE YOU! 

THEY'RE FAMOUS AND COULD CARE LESS IF I WRITE BLOGS ABOUT THEM!  PLUS, JUST LIKE YOU, THEY KNOW I'M RIGHT TOO!

Am I the only one who thinks that Brittney Spears, Christina Agulara, Mandy Moore, Miley Cyrus... and all these other pop singin' white girls with blond hair are all the same!  Did anyone else have a hard time remembering who sang what when they came out?  I mean what happened to uniqueness and style??

 I don't listen when that sign tells me, "Keep Right Except to Pass"! 

I'm passing everybody on the street so there's no freakin' point in me keeping right at any point in time!   And I wish the other people on the road would take the signs advice and get out of my way! 

(I have road rage obviously!)

If you had to get your start doing nudity and/or porn, you either had no talent in the first place or you had no faith in the little bit of talent you had!

Hollywood needs me...

I'm just waiting for them to realize it!

Giving birth is no freakin' joke! 

All you women with more than one kid... "big ups"!

Is there ever a time when you can call customer service and actually get someone who knows what the **** they are talking about!?  

How many times has someone tried to give you advice when they don't even have anything to show that they know what the **** they're talking about!? 

Little Known Facts About Vitelle

I've never been on a Plane!

I've never been to a Beach!

I've been homeless three times in my life!

I hate Shrimp... because of it's texture but I love the flavor!

I'm a little bit OCD!  I can't leave the house with out everything clean and in order! 

The first thing I do in the morning is open the windows to let the sun shine in!

I'm a neat freak!

My favorite restaurant is Golden Corral but I love any buffet, especially Chinese Buffets!

I raised a pet squirrel that I found in my back yard!

It takes about 4 hours or more to wash and flat-iron my hair!

I'll add to this blog as I think of RANDOM SHIZZNIT!

Ask me questions or share your opinion to fuel the fire!

"I often wonder why, every time I find myself in a good position, (executive assistant, office manager, etc.) I end up getting fired! 

I'm a very hard worker. No matter where I am or what my responsibilities are at the time, I tend to take it into my own hands to be the best of the best. 

I work overtime even if I don't get paid for it! 

I take on projects that are not even required of me. 

For anyone to fire me, they'd have to be crazy! 

But it's happened!  Too many times!  It's always for the strangest reasons.  Usually it's because someone else in the company is instigating because they just don't want me there. 

I never really understand, but I do understand it is God's plan.

I know what I'm best at and I'm so talented I scare myself sometimes.  I know that my talents come from another source because I could never be this good on my own. 

I know that there's a reason I can't hold a "regular day job", and it's not because I'm not good at it. 

It's just because I'm not where God wants me. 

I'll get a good job and be there for three months or less.  Long enough to get enough money to hold it together for a while. 

Then I'll be out of work for up to a month or two. 

Before, I spent my time job hunting and panicking. Wondering what to do and praying and asking why.

 Not this time! 

I've got my head on straight now, and I know where I'm going!

This time I'm just going to focus and work on my REAL CAREER until I get there.  I have to have faith enough to know that if it is

God's plan he WILL make it happen! 

I have to take a leap of faith, be brave and make a big move, and pray that God keep our finances while I follow the path he sets for me!

It just goes to show you, GOD'S PLANS are not always what we want or are comforable with.  I don't think I would have quit my job on my own.  But God made a way, just as he always does!